Shameless Flirting

An insurance salesman had a meeting with Monica. Marilyn saw him pull into the parking lot and started in on a story about how several years ago he came in and took a drink out of her unsweetened tea. She went on and on about how it grossed her out. When he walked in the door, he went straight over to her and told her how much he enjoyed coming to our company to see her. She started gushing and flirting with him.

This is the IM that followed between the Dog and Marilyn:

Dog says:
--{Dog actually puts in one of the "sick smileys" in messenger
... yellow smiley w/green cheeks ... the shortcut for it in messenger
is +o( }--

Dog says:
you suck up!

Dog says:
--{an entire row of the aforementioned sick smileys}--

Dog says:
you are a shameless flirt

Dog says:
and don't try to deny it

Dog says:
you know i am right

Marilyn says:
just being nice

Dog says:
whatever!!!!!

Then Marilyn walked in Dog's office laughing about the whole thing and telling how insurance guy kept looking at her.

Cat walked by and quipped "I'm telling JoeJack." Marilyn said, "that's OK. He flirts, too." Yeah, right.