Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Dr. Marilyn McGraw - You're on the Air

For reasons we can't comprehend, staff from other departments sometime come to Marilyn and tell her all sorts of things about their private lives.

This week, one co-worker who works off-site came in and started telling Marilyn about this girl he had just started seeing, but thankfully hadn't kissed yet. They were sitting on his stoop when she saw a truck and said "that's my dad's truck." Co-worker said, "no, that's my dad's truck." She is his half-sister..... and neither of them had a clue!

Marilyn uses us as her TV audience after he leaves, telling us about it and giving her commentary. She starts talking about "my daddy" and how she's sure that she has no half-siblings running around because "all us Monroe kids looks like Monroes. You can tell by looking at us."

She then went on about how that she could understand that a strong attraction between a brother & sister who didn't know they were siblings because of a strong sibling love .... after all she loves her brothers, but not in "that way".

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Without even trying the me-me-me syndrome was proven yet again. :)

Amazing how she can turn a bizarre occurence to her.

9:01 AM PDT  

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