Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

New Products on the Market???

Marilyn's newest discovery is her "Club Cadet" mower. She's had it in the shop for warranty repairs, so we've heard all the phone calls. It has to be hard for them to keep a straight face on the other end of the call as she repeatedly says "Club Cadet" instead of "Cub Cadet".

There have been some unhappy moments with her mower. Somehow when JoeJack took it in, they switched the owner to him instead of her, leaving the extended warranty in her name. She had that fixed quickly!!! JoeJack doesn't own that mower, she does!

Wilma's newest discovery is "Vidillia Onions" - are these Vidalia Onions crossed with a dill pickle? The onion rings in my lunch order were huge (too huge), when she saw them she said, "those look like those vidillia onions."

So.... next time you "visitate" your local store - you can check for these items. If you happen to find them, let us know!

Visitate - Monica was feeling lonely in her office since the CEO hadn't been in his adjoining office, so she was going to go visitate with another department. (No.... she doesn't speak Italian....)

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