Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree

According to Marilyn, her mother can be a "pisser" on the phone. She told Marilyn about the following phone. For these purposes, Mom's name will be Susan Boozman, pronounced BOZE-man. There is no relation to the Representative from Arkansas.

Susan answered the phone and the other party asked for Susan BOOZE-men, instead of BOZE-man.

Susan: "I don't know if she is here. I just broke in to see if there was any money laying around. Do you want me to leave her a note?"

The lady hung up on her.

After hearing the story, Marilyn said, "Mom, what if she was calling the cops?"

Mom: "I'd just let the state boy in."

When she related the story to Dog, Marilyn said that a state boy patrols that area.

We're sure the state police would be thrilled to know there are people that call them "state boys."