Sexy Wilma

When Fred calls the office for Wilma he always says "Wilma Flintstone, please."

We have no other Wilmas employed here. Wilma's real name is somewhat unique, so chances are slim that even Wal-Mart, with its 1.8 million employees, has someone with her name.

Speaking of Wilma and phones .... she has this annoying ring on her cell phone.... it's a rooster crowing.... not sure which is worse - this one or the Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" ringtone she used to use....

Now a segue into another story.... A few of us were standing around chit-chatting one day and someone said something about losing weight so they could be sexy like Marilyn (who wasn't present). Wilma put her hands on her hips and vamped, saying, "I'm already sexy." We think not, but you'd have to see her to judge that for yourself.