Our Cast of Characters

A quick synopsis of our characters follows. After the main characters - the others are in alphabetical order.

Marilyn thinks she's a blonde bombshell - and she's 50 and wears mini-skirts & low-cut tops!

Wilma has red hair and that's all we will say...

Clinton is the husband of our co-worker Hillary

Hillary is a co-worker whose husband, Clinton, is supposedly having an affair with Monica, our HR person.

Jessica (as in Simpson) can be one of those ditzy airheads.

JoeJack is Marilyn's "contractor" boyfriend (self-employed if that's what you call it because he has his "own company" - nothing illegal, but he sure isn't a real contractor - more of a handyman)

Limburger is a male co-worker who often stinks.

Monica is our HR person and is said to be having an affair with a co-worker's (Hillary) husband (Clinton)

Mr. Kotter is actually a she and an educator

Mrs. C is a sweet lovable mother

Nick doesn't work with us. He's Jessica's husband.

Roseanne - Need we say more?

Shaggy - Skinny dude with a scraggly beard

Squirrel is a short skinny squirrel of a man who thinks he is God's gift to women (only) and loves to flirt with Marilyn. (Don't tell JoeJack!)

Stormy emits thunderous sounds

Stormy, Jr. is Stormy's daughter and also emits thunderous sounds. She is also the Runaway Bride.