Improper Disclosure at Work

Monica came in the office today and started talking about the skin tags and mole she had removed from her neck on Friday. Did she stop there? Nnnnnnoooooooooo.....

The Cat had to listen to her sharing WAY too much, "I wanted to have them removed in case I ever have a man kissing me on my neck. They gross me out and I can just imagine how much they would gross a man out."

In case????? Does that mean she has done the proper thing and ended her relationship with Clinton ....... or is he the "in case" reason? Maybe it was he who suggested they be removed.... hmmmmm......

Mrs. C Chimes in on the Clinton Debacle

Mrs. C does not believe Hillary because she's known her for years. She knows for a fact that Hillary had an affair with Clinton while he was still married to previous wife. He must have been having relationships with Hillary and Monica at or near the same time.

She thinks Monica was being sneaky about talking to Clinton and believes Monica's version of events.

This somehow makes sense as Clinton came clean about his prior relationship with Monica and denies a current one that goes further than being just friends.

Marilyn's "Divorce Degree" in Action

Background on the "divorce degree": http://random-acts-of-stupidity.blogspot.com/2006/03/is-that-bachelors-masters-or-phd.html

A co-worker, Hillary, was having marital problems. She believed that her husband, Clinton (not a co-worker), was having an affair with our co-worker, Monica, who happened to be his long time friend. She confided in Marilyn who encouraged her to tell EVERYONE at work about the alleged indiscretion, which Hillary did - including Monica’s boss. Hillary even put the definition of adultery in Monica's work mailbox.

The next thing that Marilyn recommended was for Hillary to tap her phone. Sure enough, Monica and Clinton were having regular morning conversations. Hillary was beside herself and turned to her friend Marilyn who then recommended that she go to her (Marilyn’s) divorce attorney.

In the meantime, Clinton found the recording device which made matters worse. Marilyn is pushing Hillary to leave Clinton. Hillary still loves Clinton and wants to work things out. Marilyn keeps encouraging Hillary to get a divorce and shuns Monica.

As it turns out, Clinton came clean about his relationship with Monica. He had an "adult" relationship with her during his previous marriage, but claims that NOTHING has happened during his marriage to Hillary.

Much to Marilyn's dismay, Hillary and Clinton are working out their problems. Hillary and Marilyn still shun Monica at work. Marilyn doesn't believe Clinton and thinks the marriage is doomed for failure. Only time will tell....

Is That a Bachelors, Masters, or PhD?

Marilyn was divorced a couple of years ago after 25 years of marriage. She says that the judge issued her a "divorce degree."

She has been using her divorce decree like a degree and counseling other women at work on how to get out of a marriage and take everything with them. Oh - and how to tap phones to catch them in the act. We will elaborate on Clinton, Hillary, and Monica later.

More characters to enter the picture.....

Our Cast of Characters

A quick synopsis of our characters follows. After the main characters - the others are in alphabetical order.

Marilyn thinks she's a blonde bombshell - and she's 50 and wears mini-skirts & low-cut tops!

Wilma has red hair and that's all we will say...

Clinton is the husband of our co-worker Hillary

Hillary is a co-worker whose husband, Clinton, is supposedly having an affair with Monica, our HR person.

Jessica (as in Simpson) can be one of those ditzy airheads.

JoeJack is Marilyn's "contractor" boyfriend (self-employed if that's what you call it because he has his "own company" - nothing illegal, but he sure isn't a real contractor - more of a handyman)

Limburger is a male co-worker who often stinks.

Monica is our HR person and is said to be having an affair with a co-worker's (Hillary) husband (Clinton)

Mr. Kotter is actually a she and an educator

Mrs. C is a sweet lovable mother

Nick doesn't work with us. He's Jessica's husband.

Roseanne - Need we say more?

Shaggy - Skinny dude with a scraggly beard

Squirrel is a short skinny squirrel of a man who thinks he is God's gift to women (only) and loves to flirt with Marilyn. (Don't tell JoeJack!)

Stormy emits thunderous sounds

Stormy, Jr. is Stormy's daughter and also emits thunderous sounds. She is also the Runaway Bride.