Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Marilyn's "Divorce Degree" in Action

Background on the "divorce degree": http://random-acts-of-stupidity.blogspot.com/2006/03/is-that-bachelors-masters-or-phd.html

A co-worker, Hillary, was having marital problems. She believed that her husband, Clinton (not a co-worker), was having an affair with our co-worker, Monica, who happened to be his long time friend. She confided in Marilyn who encouraged her to tell EVERYONE at work about the alleged indiscretion, which Hillary did - including Monica’s boss. Hillary even put the definition of adultery in Monica's work mailbox.

The next thing that Marilyn recommended was for Hillary to tap her phone. Sure enough, Monica and Clinton were having regular morning conversations. Hillary was beside herself and turned to her friend Marilyn who then recommended that she go to her (Marilyn’s) divorce attorney.

In the meantime, Clinton found the recording device which made matters worse. Marilyn is pushing Hillary to leave Clinton. Hillary still loves Clinton and wants to work things out. Marilyn keeps encouraging Hillary to get a divorce and shuns Monica.

As it turns out, Clinton came clean about his relationship with Monica. He had an "adult" relationship with her during his previous marriage, but claims that NOTHING has happened during his marriage to Hillary.

Much to Marilyn's dismay, Hillary and Clinton are working out their problems. Hillary and Marilyn still shun Monica at work. Marilyn doesn't believe Clinton and thinks the marriage is doomed for failure. Only time will tell....

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