Marilyn is 50 ... Doesn't Know HOW to Spit

We were discussing Google's new Street View this morning, and as we all know, Marilyn can take any subject and turn it to herself.

I (Cat) sent Marilyn and Dog - via Messenger - a few links to some funny pictures. One of which was the guy caught mid-spit. (http://www.streetviewfun.com/2007/spitting-image/)

Here's the conversation that followed:

Dog says:
gross

Dog says:
i think that public spitting is gross anyway!!!

Marilyn says:
my dad would not let us girls spit as kids and to this day i still can't spit.

Dog says:
hey, my dad would fart in front of us!!!

Marilyn says:
i got a bug in my mouth once while riding a bike and could not spit for nothing i was so not happy i had to swallow a bug

Dog says:
oh yuk!!! sorry, i would spit!!!!

Cat says:
that's disgusting

Marilyn says:
i tried and it wouldn't work

Dog says:
you know, they say a person eats lots of bugs and spiders in their sleep.... i don't even want to think about it

Marilyn says:
yea i have heard that.. i don't want to think about that either

Cat says:
be careful if they come here.... you'll get caught at whatever you're doing

Dog says:
i bet google could see some weird stuff around here!!!!

Marilyn says:
here {town} or {work}

Marilyn says:
or both

Dog says:
both actually!!!

Dog says:
like today.... there was pee in a cup on the bathroom counter!!!

Marilyn says:
and that is gross

Janitor has Days/Nights Confused

I, Cat, was still at work at almost 9pm. I was walking up to the front of the office and saw the janitor coming to the door, so I unlocked it to let her in. She came in saying something about being late. I thought she meant meeting someone.

No! She thought it was morning and she was late for work! She had only left about 5 hours before.

She kept saying something about going to bed "last night" with a horrible headache.... I think she meant a couple of hours ago and may have still been confused.

Raining Spiders at Marilyn's

Marilyn told us that she & JoeJack had a torrentula rain at home a couple of days ago.