No Breaks for Marilyn

Marilyn is a non-smoker. She does not take smoke breaks throughout the day. She will often be overheard complaining that she doesn't EVER take breaks and that the smokers get breaks and she doesn't. Let's see.....in the past 20 minutes, she has taken 3 personal phone calls and ignored legitimate business concerns during that time period.

We think that counts as a break. We can't help it that she chose to use her entire break for phone calls to JoeJack and his mother. A break is a break whether its spent on personal calls or smoking. She probably spends at least 30-45 minutes per day on personal phone calls and claims that she gets no breaks during the day!!!

She has even complained when the Cat and Dog walk at lunch at the neighboring walk park. Let's see we are gone for 20-30 minutes....and we don't take other breaks during the day, we are just too busy (unless, of course, we take a few minutes to post something here) and she takes a full hour for lunch, then brings her food back to the office to eat (today - sardines & swiss cheese - talk about smelling up the office!). She says she can't eat at home because Buell (her dog) will lay down on top of her while she "naps" on the couch. We think Buell is really just code for JoeJack.

Things just do not add up with her!