Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Wilma Has Another Run-in with the Keystone Cops

Over the weekend Wilma had another run-in with the Keystone cops. She proudly recounted the story for the enjoyment of her co-workers.

It seems that she and Fred (on again/off again ex) were at it again. Wilma was quite drunk and fighting with Fred again. Fred called the cops (again) to her house. The situation difussed before any arrests were made this time.

Bam-Bam's (their son) counselor has told Wilma if she doesn't stop involving herself with Fred that she is in danger of losing Bam-Bam. Hasn't stopped her yet! She tells us that "they won't find out"..... Does she think that Bam-Bam is not going to say something about all the times he sees his Dad and the fights between his parents? Fred is supposed to pick-up Bam-Bam and take him to and from school. He hasn't done that or paid child support for months - but Wilma will take him out to dinner.

Wilma told us that she wanted to call the cop who responded to the call. When asked why, she responded that she was so drunk she couldn't remember what she said to him. She wanted to call him to see if she said anything stupid or if she propositioned him. She was told that was a bad idea so she let it drop......

Makes the whole taco drive-thru incident a little funnier doesn't it??

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