Dew It To It

Monica and "The Dog" were having a conversation about caffienated drinks. The Dog told her to drink Mountain Dew if she needed something with more caffiene. Marilyn spoke up and said "I can'ten drink Mountain Dew because it tears up my stomach because it has worse caffeine, doesn't it?"

Here's the stupidity count:

1. It was a conversation between Monica and The Dog. Marilyn, as usual, has to bring herself into the conversation. me-me-me-me-me

2. There's that "can'ten" word again. Where did she come up with that one?

3. We didn't know that there are different grades of caffiene. Is one grade worse than another?