New Words Created and New Meanings to Old Words

pitathy .... Wilma wanted pitathy after coming back from a mini-vacation taking her son to a zoo.... she said "no one told me that it had lots of hills and it was up and down all day."

disposed .... Marilyn says you're being "disposed" when you give a deposition.

deviated ... Marilyn says that wasteful spending means money is "deviated" from a raise for her.

wook .... Marilyn was telling one of her stories today and said "he wook up." For those of you who do not understand Marilyn-speak, wook = woke. We think this is how to spell it. It could possibly be "wuk."