Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Monday, June 26, 2006

Marilyn Loves Double Entendres

As we've mentioned before JoeJack is a "contractor" - Marilyn's term for handyman. JoeJack was working on their deck and needed a drill extender so he could drill the holes while standing. JoeJack calls Marilyn to call a local tool rental shop to see if they have one. He knows that she flirts with the guys there and can get him a better deal than he can get on his own. And ... that means he doesn't have to make the phone call.

She called the shop and they did not have one. She laughs and proceeds to tell the shop owner that now she gets to call JoeJack to tell him he will have to "screw on his hands and knees".

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