Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Friday, June 09, 2006

You Made Me Sick!

Marilyn loves it when other people are sick. She ALWAYS gets the same sickness - or so she says! When anyone walks through her area with even the slightest sniffle, she gets out her big can of Oust! spray and will spray it all around her work area and spray it at the person sniffling. She will tell them loudly to get out of her area with their germs because she does not want to be sick. Then a day or two later, she will be sick (not really, she just says she is) and blames that person. This happens on a regular basis.

She sprays someone down almost daily and we are all tired of inhaling the Oust! spray. Mrs. C finally had enough of it yesterday morning. Marilyn was complaining about a sinus infection and being sick so Mrs. C said "I don't want your germs!"

Mrs C went to the janitorial closet, retrieved a can of Lysol, then sprayed Marilyn. It was hilarious because Marilyn had just sprayed someone else down with Oust! and the 2 sprays combined made her choke and gag. It was great!!

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

More info! What did Marilyn say after choking and gagging???
You all should get a mask for her to wear if she's gonna be sick all the time! Like Mrs. C, said, you don't want her germs!

3:18 PM PDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for Mrs. C! What a crazy woman that Marilyn is!

3:18 PM PDT  

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