I Love Your Motorcycle, Not You....

Fred's stupidity...... Fred and Wilma are off-again. Wilma owns a motorcycle but cannot ride it herself. She decided to sell it. At the end of the transaction Fred showed up at her house (which is another story) begging her not to sell the motorcycle. He claimed that they could work out their problems and get back together. He told Wilma that their 5 year old son Bam-Bam loves the motorcycle and it would break his heart if she sold it. Wilma told Fred that if he couldn't love her without a motorcycle, then he couldn't love her with the motorcycle.

Fred walked over to the man buying the motorcycle (who witnessed the entire conversation) and told him that he was buying a piece of junk. Fred told the man that he had sabatoged the engine. Now come on, would you beg your ex-wife to keep a motorcycle that you had sabatoged so that you could ride it?? The man didn't think so and purchased the motorcycle anyway. (He checked it out and couldn't find anything wrong with it.)

Fred then proceeded to tell Wilma that he should just die because he didn't have anything to live for. What about their son and his other kids/grandkids? Are they not worth living for?

Does this sound weird to anyone else? Fred promises to love Wilma if she keeps her motorcycle and when she sells it he wants to die. Does Fred love the motorcycle more than Wilma? We think so.