Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Friday, May 05, 2006

The Safety Queen is Easily Baffled

Take a deep breath - Marilyn doesn't know punctuation when speaking or writing.... She recounted this conversation concerning her safety duties to The Dog & The Cat:

Marilyn: "I asked (co-worker) not to drive vehicles if there were loose seats or anything else that could fly during a wreck without telling someone so they could get them out."

Co-worker: "Well, there aren't any seatbelts in (vehicle X)."

Marilyn is baffled because, as she says, "what does seatbelts have to do with loose seats?"

Our view (The Dog, The Cat, and the above co-worker) is that PEOPLE could be flying around in an accident since there are no seat belts!

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