Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

This is a Real Fire

We recently had a small fire in one of our warehouses. Marilyn, who is a member of our safety team, was actively involved in the internal investigation of what happened. Squirrel was able to put the very small fire out quickly. (Of course Marilyn made a huge deal about the fire.) Squirrel was overheard saying that maybe Marilyn would view him as a fireman since he was able to put out the fire. Then he laughed.

He doesn't want to be the object of her fireman obsession, he just wants the free "crotch shots" when she plays peek-a-boo. (see prior posting - http://random-acts-of-stupidity.blogspot.com/2006/03/marilyn-plays-peek-boo.html)

After pulling the fire alarm Marilyn pages over the intercom "this is a real fire. Leave the building immediately."

Sidenote: If our fire alarm goes off in error Marilyn calls the fire department directly instead of the alarm company (so she can talk to a real fireman!) We're surprised that since this was a real fire she didn't let them suit up to come rescue her....

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