Marilyn.... a Closet Smoker???

A co-worker went on vacation with her mother-in-law recently. When she returned, Marilyn rushed to tell her that the her hubby had been running around all over town in her van because Marilyn had been watching. Marilyn thinks that EVERY husband is a cheater.

Said co-worker went home and told hubby.... He laughed and said, "Go back and tell her that unless she's driving around with a white pen in her mouth, I know she's smoking."

Co-worker didn't tell Marilyn, but she told the Dog. This explains quite a few things:

Marilyn's defense of JoeJack smoking in the house even though she has "sinus problems" Marilyn's vehicle window is ALWAYS cracked, regardless of precipitation or tempature and last, but not least, those lines around her mouth that resemble smoker's lines, even though she claims she doesn't smoke and that it's disgusting.