Squirrel Dodges a Bullet.... and Considers Jumping in Front of Another One

For the past couple of weeks Squirrel has been fretting over his girlfriend. (background ... they lived together for a couple of years & when he got custody of his children from previous relationship there were some conflicts so he made girlfriend move out ..... they broke up for a day but she did not move back in .... they have been living apart for a few months now...) The girlfriend went to the doctor and was told that she might be pregnant so she gave Squirrel an ultimatum ..... MARRIAGE!!!!

He has been freaking out and confiding in a couple people at work that he feels he can trust. (it's open knowledge now...) He even went to his tax advisor to see how getting married would affect his tax return. As it turns out, girlfriend's hormones were all messed up and she is not pregnant but now wants to try to have a baby.

Squirrel thinks that maybe he will get rid of her and find someone else. In fact, he thinks that Stormy's daughter, who also works here, is "HOT" .... (they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.) His current girlfriend is 10 years younger than him and Stormy's daughter is even younger. He's looking for trouble if he wants to date a co-worker, especially one whose mother AND father also work here! If that relationship fails he will have to face all three of them on a regular basis.