Random Acts of Stupidity of Marilyn & Wilma

The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Marilyn and Wilma are co-workers of The Dog and Cat. The Cast of Characters are explained in Post #2 (March 06).
In case you're wondering - we don't make this stuff up - nor do we exaggerate it. We would never come up with this on our own! We can't laugh out loud at work, so we use this as a way to laugh and vent some of the frustrations.
Do you also have to live/work with stupidity such as this? Leave a comment and let us know!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Fred is Crying and Begging

Fred called Wilma last night. He was crying and wanted her to meet him, but she would have to strip down naked so he could make sure she wasn't wired to tape the conversation to use it against him later. (Wilma often tapes their conversations to use in their many court hearings - and taped this phone conversation as well.) Wilma told Fred that she knows the skanks he's been with since they split up and that he would NEVER see her naked again!!

He denies being with any women - even though they answer his phone when Wilma calls him.

He called her back pleading for her to meet him at the park to talk. Fred is having issues in his personal life and Wilma is pretty sure that he won't be around to bother her for awhile.

It's also time to go to court (again) over child support he hasn't paid so he's trying to get into back into Wilma's life so she will not pursue it. It's worked for him in the past. Hopefully she's learned and will not be so gullible this time.

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